Stable But Not

her pinky toe was on the ground -ep59

WE’RE BACK! Did you miss us??? Melissa’s stuffy, Kelsey’s bruised, we’re still unstable and living through it. Are we a day late? Yes. Are we hours late while being a day late? Also yes. BUT WE ARE JUST GIRLS, OKAY??? 😂 And while we're being honest, Melissa edited but didn't write a full description of the episode and Kelsey is quickly trying to crank this out because she has her actual job to do 🙃 so take a listen, hear what we gab about today and we will see you in TWO weeks. Yes, you read that right... We are moving back to biweekly, but I promise we will make it worth it! Bye thotties 🥂

you be delulu -ep58

What’s up thotties, we are back with another episode and this week we are cranky, we are tired and we are mourning. RIP Matthew Perry 💔 and also, if you didn’t already know this, Melissa’s uterus is expanding 😭 she is still not enjoying pregnancy but we digress 😴 Kelsey is also down bad, but she is insured and USING THOSE BENEFITS HUNNY 💅 now both the girlies are four eyes 🤓 but Kelsey opted for✨transitions✨ but also maybe gallbladder issues?? Melissa says take it on out, throw it away 🛑 to TOP IT ALL OFF this weather is so triggering and we need this cold front to go ahead and come on with her little self. Melissa elaborates on why she is pro-bullying (Joe) Kelsey has an AUDACIOUS ick and Joey always went Joe for yet another week. Same place same time next week, thotties 🥂

maybe I am toxic -ep57

HEY THOTTIES!! This week the girlies are hUNgry, Melissa is getting a tooth pulled, and Kelsey is a travel girlie this week. We've got unpopular opinionssssss and they are HAWWT ‼️ One of Kelsey's opinions proves that she will ✨always ✨be a little toxic and we support her every step of the way 😂 Joey always goes to Joe (duh, nothing new) and Kelsey's ick is her dad, again???? See you next week! 🥂

fun october things-ep56

Happy Thursday, thotties!! Hey hi how ya derrrrirn??? 🤪 We’re here, hot, and unstable as we talk possible new merch ideas (we still have merch for sale btw ‼️). Tune into our instagram for our poll on our new merch ideas! We are more than halfway through 2023 and Kelsey has realized her New Years resolutions’ need to be... well, to not make anymore resolutions 😂 We’re both fall loving girlies and there aren’t enough days!!! It's a true dilemma but we’re working through it. Melissa is no Christopher Columbus and Kelsey can second this with having to take directions from her recently 😂 Kelsey has beef with ms. Selenerrrrr and we’re intrigued 👀 but don’t get it twisted, we still do not like Hailey Beiber 🚫 setting spray is a scAAAM and we stand firm on that and will not waiver. See ya next week 🥂

i’m literally just a girl - ep55

✨**we apologize for any bob the builder related noises you may hear during this episode, all we have to say about it is, well, JOE.**✨ We feel like we’ve been saying this a lot lately but we’re BACK! Kelsey’s now a pilot (go her) ✈️ and Melissa is still here and still pregnant. 🤰 Melissa doesn’t have pregnancy brain, she is literally just that dumb and she’s OKAY with that ok! 😂 While Melissa was easily influenced by hoove shoes aka platform UGG slippers, Kelsey stands firm on no low rise anything and honestly we stand behind her. We have a word for ms. Kimberly Kardashian and we are not here for your “sculpting” body suit that is not so sculpting. Don’t worry, thotties with thots as a whole is still alive and well but the bookclub?? Yeah the ship has sailed with that one but nonetheless, we do recommend some good books! 📚  Kelsey’s ick is going to make her a Kaern and Joey skipped Joe and went straight to Bob the Builder. See you next Thursday thotties 🥂 

#pregnancyisnotbeautiful - bonus

Melissa is all by herself and ranting. That's it. That's all. 

get over yourself - ep54

Sup thotties, we’re here this week and Kelsey has a tale of how she made some Spaniards mad and they are now scamming her. Pregnancy is already taken its toll on Melissa and boy are these going to be a loooong seven months 😮‍💨 We’ve had it up to the ceiling with these baby names!!! YOU ARE NAMING AN ADULT!!! Stop the madness! Melissa’s salty about her registry being, well, ignored for a lack of a better term 😅 Kelsey is setting a goal for herself that we know she’ll hit in no time 💪 men rushing us along in stores is the biggest ICK and we have had ENUF. Kelsey tries Melissa’s existence with a mom themed spelling bee and the men are always icky and joey is always Joe. Have a thot worthy week, we’ll see you next Thursday!

it’s gonna be big, huge - ep53

WHAT IS UP THOTTIES! 🥂 We are finally back (oops, sorry) and so so glad you have stuck with us. We use this episode as a catch up. What's up, how ya been? We bring a lot of big, HUGE life updates and don't worry - we won't be gone as long again because we are trying to get our lives together by actually scheduling some bulk erecting days 🤦🏼‍♀️ Kelsey shares her life updates, ranging in a LOT of different emotions 🙃 and Melissa shares some HUUUUGE news 👶🏽 and we are just over the moon.... is 28 going to be our best year yet???!!! Guess you will just have to stay tuned to find out! See you next week ✨

uninsured and unwell - ep52

THOTTTIESSSSS, we’ve missed you! Kelsey is distraught as homeboy is "cross country" in Europe and Melissa finds peace in hearing about murders??? Hurricane Idris, Adelaide or whatever the heck she wants to be called made landfall but on a serious note, we are sending our prayers to every single person/family that has been affected by the hurricane. Kelsey needs glasses?? 🤓 Welcome to 28, girlie pop! 🥂 we’re still looking to start a gofundme for Kelsey’s insurance needs. We’re uninsured and unwell over here and takesie backsies are NOT ALLOWED. 🚫 Kelsey’s grandmothers old southern money Charleston-esque accent brings her comfort and Melissa says that people screaming at the top of their lungs in a northern accent is what calms her down 🤦‍♀️ Melissa has an ick but ends up being one big contradiction. Football season is here 🏈 and here comes the loudest dawg in Georgia aka KELSEY! The Icks are ick’n and Joey damn sure went to Joe. We promise we’re going to become more consistent ☀️ talk to you next week, thottie hotties 💋 

hackin’ and wheezin’ - ep51

Thotties we are thottin this week 🥴 The heat is triggering us, people who love this weather trigger us, and being exhausted triggers us 😡 Invest. In. Your. Beds. Guys!!!! Or if you’re Kelsey and homeboy, just invest in a sleep number and call it a day. Are you guys on Melissa’s side and will be brutally honest with your friends or are you going to ✨ listen ✨ and support them? Kelsey has been planning on perfecting her acoustics in the bathroom for years and you know what???? If Melissa doesn’t believe in her, homeboy sure will 😂 Both of us girlies don’t over plan our outfits so to speak, but we are definitely not two no planning girlies! Melissa’s period is late for 333 days, do you think she’s preggo guys??? We love McDonalds and Taco Bell but we also love being fit thotties and finding a balance is TOUGH. Melissa needs to stop adding things to the outline that she can’t remember 🤦‍♀️ Kelsey’s ick is Joe and then of course Joey goes to Joe as ALWAYS. See you next week! 🥂