i’m literally just a girl - ep55

✨**we apologize for any bob the builder related noises you may hear during this episode, all we have to say about it is, well, JOE.**✨ We feel like we’ve been saying this a lot lately but we’re BACK! Kelsey’s now a pilot (go her) ✈️ and Melissa is still here and still pregnant. 🤰 Melissa doesn’t have pregnancy brain, she is literally just that dumb and she’s OKAY with that ok! 😂 While Melissa was easily influenced by hoove shoes aka platform UGG slippers, Kelsey stands firm on no low rise anything and honestly we stand behind her. We have a word for ms. Kimberly Kardashian and we are not here for your “sculpting” body suit that is not so sculpting. Don’t worry, thotties with thots as a whole is still alive and well but the bookclub?? Yeah the ship has sailed with that one but nonetheless, we do recommend some good books! 📚  Kelsey’s ick is going to make her a Kaern and Joey skipped Joe and went straight to Bob the Builder. See you next Thursday thotties 🥂