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bffr Joe - ep23

This week, while Kelsey fights the plague 😷, the Miss and Joey cast is back and we start hot and heavy with how Joey bought the wrong Christmas lights for the house 🤦🏼‍♀️ Does anyone else’s husband wait last minute to Christmas shop?? Because Joey does! 😡 Is being married just an automatic switch of becoming homebodies??? Along with Melissa, Joey also has a love for reality tv and he is in denial about it. We talk about our icks towards each other and I can’t lie—they were hilarious! We love when Joey goes to Joe and it’s always interesting to see how Melissa isn’t as perfect as she thinks she is and goes from miss to Melissa 🤗🫣 Kelsey is back next week, and as always be a thot 🤪

at your big age - ep22

 
Welcome back thotties to another episode that we really cherish because Melissa’s life was THREATENED this past week and you guys get to hear all (*some) about it! Christmas is just around the corner and we're torn between feeling like a scrooge and also wanting to go all out like Cindy Lou Who’s family 🎄 Thotties with thots is back (finally Kelsey 🤪) and boy do we have a recommendation! All Good People Here by Ashley Flowers is a MUST READ! We also do the famous TikTok trend of giving our icks for each other and we don’t have to search deep for them 😉 Kelsey always has a great ick and Melissa has put together a LIST of how Joey has messed up and went to Joe... Tune in next week guys, go be a thot! ✨

they poisoned me - ep21

We finally did it guys... the drunk episode is here and it is CHAOTIC. Please don't mind Melissa's voice; she partied a little too hard on Friendsgiving and sounds just like 40 year smoker she wheezes like 😮‍💨 We go on all sides of the spectrum in this one - from TJ Max, deodorant, parents, relationships, what bugs Kelsey, and even a fun little spelling bee which was quite  the treat in itself 😂 We'll see you guys next week maybe a little more sober, maybe not... 

east coast girlies - ep20

*Slight* mental health decline, party of two 🤦🏼‍♀️ What is up thotties! The girlies are back another week and starting off hot and heavy with routine check ins. We both came to the realization... or at least Melissa is having an unwelcome wake up call that we are in fact getting older and Melissa is traumatized to say the least! Friendsgiving is coming and we are EXCITED 😆 and before you ask, no, the tablescape is no longer happening 😒 anyways (drink) the travel bug is creepin' back and we sit and dream about our top three intercontinental places to go and visit and can you take a wild guess at where Melissa's are??? 😉 tune in next week!

the Walmart parking lot - ep19

Goooo dawgs, sic ‘em! We went to Athens y’all, and we survived… barely 😂 we recap our game day Saturday and of course we had different ideas of a what we consider a good way to spend the day. Melissa has some interesting random thoughts, Kelsey has a question and Melissa’s answer might get  her cancelled 💀 as always we wrap up with ick of the week and how Joey went to Joe 🤪 We’ll be back next week!

daughters, talk to your mothers - ep18

Our second guest is here and she’s an important one - Kimmy K is in the booty room with us this week!! We relive high school Kelsey and Melissa getting yelled at to now coming full circle and watching us as adults. We learn that bathroom etiquette is clearly not a thing with Melissa 🥴 Of course like mother like daughter, Kimmy K has some very strong opinions about a couple famous Kims and we just can’t help but giggle with her. Mom gives us her best advice for marriage and relationships that we know you'll cherish just as much as us ❤️ As always, Kelsey gives us another hilarious ick, Joey nevertheless went to Joe, and now Cash Money Mike went to Michael! See y'all next week!

I've been drinking since 11 - ep17

These thotties have a lot to talk about while being a hot mess, duh. Don't worry guys we haven’t forgotten about Thotties with Thoughts but... it's brief because well Kelsey 🤪 It’s been a busy couple of weeks, okay! So anyways (drink 😉) the Stable but Not girlies tackle conspiracy theories in this one and it definitely was a trip because like almost everything else, we don’t agree on some things LOL even down to our top three cocktails. This one was a wild ride and we hope you enjoy! As always, see you next Thursday!

jack daddy - ep16

JACK DADDY TIME HAS FINALLY COME AND WE WERE IN LOVE. This episode is a wild ride from the start of the day of the Jack Harlow concert to the very end. There are some oh so wonderful voice memos that all of you are so lucky to be able to listen to and of course the most hilarious stories to come with. It was about time we talked about what we’re most passionate about—FAST FOOD. We brought pack our draft picks for this special topic and Melissa may or may not have wanted to throw hands at Kelsey taking one. We loved this draft pick game so much, we would give our two front teeth for it ;)

I do not co-sign that - ep14

JOEYS BDAY WEEKEND RECAP!!! ⛳️🤦🏼‍♀️🍻 this week we are giving the rundown of how we celebrated our very own Joey! We’re going to test YOUR knowledge of Kelsey & Melissa, and since it’s fall, we take a page from @thefrdishow and do a “Top 5 Fall Things” draft - let us know what draft you’re picking or if you change it completely! Follow along as Kelsey panics about marshmallows, dating, and needing a plan. As always we wrap up with Ick of the Week and Joey to Joe! We’ll be back next week, but it may not be sober…. 😈🤪🥂 

feral and foul - ep12

MELISSAS BDAY WEEKEND RECAP! 🥂😜🤘🏻wow… we REALLY committed to our weekend slogan “feral and foul”. Enjoy this very bumpy ride as we talk about our going out process, how we stay in the zone, and how we prefer to recover from all the debauchery! As always, Kelsey’s dating stories are a doozy and Joey will always do something to end up as Joe, and we’ll do it all again next week!