stable but not pod

the Bert to my Tom - ep10

A tale as old as time, two people who are very different, but somehow balance each other out and remain lifelong besties... basic, we know! It's the truth though so join us on this, as always, slightly chaotic episode where we recap current life and outline how we realized we will never have to worry about the other person trying to steal our food or our man 😂 we also share some VERY exciting news and we can't wait to bring you even more content! Hope you aren't sick of us yet 😉

Poppancakes - ep9

WE'RE BACK! 🥂 Thank you so much for sticking with us during our break, but we are back and have some much needed laughs for you! Join us for our new segment "Thotties with Thoughts" all about our new book club venture. Melissa has some random thoughts that we feel strongly about, and we get some honest feedback from Kimmy K 😂 AND hear about Kelsey's in depth ick of the week and let us know if you agree or if you think she's being ✨ d r a m a t i c ✨ see you in two weeks! 

no, you match MY energy - ep8

*Sending prayers to Melissa and her family; Poppop is always with you 💙* Here we go guys, what is chivalry? Find out what it means to these two VERY opinionated ladies. AUTOMATIC dealbreakers, expectations, and how we handle situations differently with the men in our lives. Don't forget to follow along the hot mess express that is the first installment of "Adult Spelling Bee" 😂 and we'll be back in a month 💙🥂

I don’t mean to sound sh*tty, but… - ep7

Kelsey & Melissa are reunited and it feels.... chaotic! We recap the rough day, the rough week, the rough year, but as we always do - with a lot of laughs! You're sure to be shaking your head when you hear our icks, random thoughts, and how we rate guys. We have a lot more to look forward to for the rest of the year and we can't wait to keep sharing it with our fellow not so stable listeners! 

#cuckfancer - ep5

KELSEYS BDAY WEEKEND RECAP ⚾️🥂🎉♥️ this weekend was truly one for the memory books and our recap was even more fun to talk about. Melissa’s rants from her #covidchronicles had us both fired up to the point where kelsey started her own rant on self love and how important boundaries are..From warm flasks to laugh induced wheezes, you’ll be guaranteed to produce your own personal wheeze by the end of it 🤣 and as always, #cuckfancer 

dammit Joe - ep4

The man, the myth, the LEGEND.... Joey! This week we bring lots of laughs, and lot of sass as we introduce Joe and give a little insight into what it's like to be apart of the girl gang from his perspective. Don't forget a little *drama* with our unpopular opinions, AND along with ick of the week and Joey to Joe, stay tuned to the end for how Melissa personally victimized Joe this week! 

charleston charcuterie- bonus

We are excited to announce the drop of our first BONUS episode where we take you on a whole journey recapping our now infamous trip to Charleston, aka our Charleston Charcuterie! Follow our instagram @stablebutnotpod to see the see the pictures of the stories as we tell them, and never miss an update, wheeze, or stutter again!

I'm in a ditch - ep3

**DISCLAIMER; we are still new and working out the kinks of our audio. Please take caution about an hour into the episode as certain parts get much louder** Everyone loves a good drunk story right? Listen as Melissa and Kelsey recount a few wilder nights from the past and bring you up to date to the present, with the promise of lots more to come in the future!
 
As always you get Kelsey's "ick of the week" and hear from Melissa on what happened this time to make Joey become Joe. AND be on the lookout for a special *bonus* drop next week where we talk about a whole bender of a weekend that we are still recovering from!

young & confused - ep2

We're still in our twenties, relax!
 
One day you're 17 and the next you're in your twenties and think about the past and everything you've done so far. We all think about what we would do if we could go back in time and in today's episode Kelsey and Melissa talk about everything from the boys, the confusion, and the growth we see ourselves accomplishing--then jumping right into the future, what would our 45 year old selves say to us?  
 
Ending the episode with a little laughter, listen to Kelsey and Melissa go back and forth on just how different our "lingo" is when it comes to a northeastern straight shooter and a sweet Georgia peach--oh bless her heart. 
 
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still making history - ep1

Welcome to Stable but Not! We're giving you a brief history on the friendship between Kelsey and Melissa, and you DEFINITELY get to see the contrast between these two besties and a glimpse of the fun that is to come!