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vibes are low - ep43

We’re starting off strong this week with both of the girlies on the verge of a menty b 🫠 Does Kelsey have a spending problem? Maybe. Is that the reason why we all feel poorer than po’? Absolutely not, it’s this ECONOMY! Melissa’s raw dogging life and the vibes are very low whilst doing so 😂 We’re a few days short but we wanted to briefly speak on how May was Mental Health Awareness Month and how it’s okay to not be okay ❤️ We make a lot of jokes but we are so passionate about this subject and we love and care for all you thotties! Melissa’s taking some charge of her life has committed to a Google Calendar and we recommend 10/10. Kelsey and family days are a great thing in theory and then both thotties start nerding out on history because well, they love history despite what you may think 🧐 Ricky Rosé is quite literally a menace to a small town and we’re here for it 😈 We speak makeup, skincare routines, and then this weeks Joey to Joe even made Joey himself try and come and defend himself! Kelsey’s ick is not at all shocking if you know Kelsey a little bit. Be back next week thotties 🥂

bones & rims - ep42

Welcome back, thotties! Kelsey is starting off strong with her being ✨ delicious✨ Kelsey loves a good plum and Melissa is a berry bitch so that’s that. Silly goofy moods happen quite often for our own thottie M-Dawg and K-Sizzle can’t believe it 🤪 We dig deeper into Melissa’s Pump Rules thoughts and we still are not here for the worm with a mustache, Scandavol 🤢 We can always count on Melissa for her wild and always random thoughts and she’s just as wild with her ideas on what to get permanently on her body….We HIGHLY encourage everyone to follow what the Crime Junkie ladies have taught us and to MAKE AN “IF I GO MISSING FOLDER!!!!” We look very farrrrr into the future and talk about giving eulogies at each other’s funerals and the contrast is quite large 😂  While we have our infamous enders with Joey to Joe and Kelsey's ick... Kelsey just does not have the heart to give her future baby daddy the boo corny tomato schtick 😭 see ya next week! 🥂

low level scAAAMer - ep41

We’re back this week hot and heavy off of Kelsey’s date high 😉 Enjoy the sweet rumblings of Kelsey’s arm movements as we enter into this episode 😂 We’re still ICKED by mini vans but we still ❤️ hot dads in minis but NOT ones in souped up minis! Melissa speaks on her “short woman complex" as Kelsey talks about her *slight* car troubles 🫠 Melissa once again proves to us that she is unstable as she states by claiming that listening to Meek Mill CALMS HER DOWN, while Kelsey’s playlist quite literally stresses Melissa out. Men will never ever tell us how to dress and that’s just on period 💅 Melissa has claimed herself as a low level scAAAmer and she’s fine with that, but more?? Absolutely not. Never forget, mean girls are gross and that’s that, period. Byeeee thotties 🥂

thicc’n’nugget - ep40

Welcome back and thotties we are hitting it strong with the poorly done Russian accents, wheezes, and rain sounds to soothe you all within the first three MINUTES 🫠 Melissa just went to her new husband’s, Zach Lane Bryan’s (yes full name), concert and she is in love to say the LEAST. Meanwhile, Nana is giving Kelsey a run for her money with all the sass and attitude 👀 Kelsey asks a VERY important question in Melissa’s opinion and Melissa and Kelsey, as always, have their hot takes and random thoughts! We ❤️ hot dads in mini vans... Lastly, be sure to let us know about our newest tattoo idea and if we should get it or not 😂 Don’t go on a downcline this week, thotties! 🥂

codependants & codefendants - ep39

Welcome back, thotties! 🥂 We’re still feeling a little down this week but we’re here pushing through it, yet again 🫠 *trigger warning* We dive deep down into the world of mental health and where both of the girlies are at in this point in our lives.  Just normal best friend tings, liiiike getting our eggs checked 😜 We be going through it, but in the end we will always move forward and push on 💪🏻 we go off on another tangent about healthcare and it gets us fiiiiired up! WE GRADUATED TEN YEARS AGO?! HOW does it feel like just yesterday and years ago at the same time??? We dive deep into real friendships, supporting one another and supporting and empowering women in general. This week, we give our icks from high school and they are oh so icky 🤢 

I need another white claw - ep38

We are here on this lovely Thursday and I guess Melissa decided she wanted to shout into her mic and we are CHAOTIC. So that’s that… 🫠 Tequila High Noon Seltzers?? Yeah it’s a no from Melissa and a hell yeah from Kelsey, duh. Kelsey is a T-Swift Stan all of a sudden???? Morgan Wallen, we may have pre-judged and we’re sorry 😮‍💨 THE GIVEAWAY IS ON AND POPPIN WE JUST SUCK AT LIFE AND EVERYTHING ELSE. Kelsey has some hotttt takes on what should be criminal and illegal and we’re here for all of them, quite literally. Kelsey has a fun but emotional little game for Melissa and an hilarious ick that Melissa can’t keep her wheeze tamed 🥴We end on Melissa’s joey to Joe with Melissa getting called out???? How ghetto, we’ll see you next week, thotties! 🥂

moms, tell your HOT sons - ep37

Thotties, you are in for a treat! We are putting the BUT NOT in Stable, but Not in this episode. Life is busy, we had no outline for this episode, so if hot and heavy, raw, off the cuff chit chat is what you like the most, this episode is for you 😜 We babble a lot with some hot takes from Melissa and Kelsey. We give a VERY important PSA to all you moms with hot single sons 👀 we get fired up with some things that really irk us and dive just a little into Kelseys neuroses 💀 Throw in some personality quizzes that are scary accurate. Then we wrap it up with an ick, a Joey to Joe, and much like getting to the end of editing we are out of drinks and tired 😂 see you next week Thotties 🥂

get real & get lost - ep36

It is thottie Friday!!! 🤪 Life happened this week and well, we’re here to bring you all the unstableness of our lives to you on a good ol Friday. Kelsey started at a new gym, maybe permanently and it’s been a journey. The hassles of being a girl are REAL, from hair, makeup and keeping up with the tans it’s a lot ok and sometimes we have had enough 🤬 Y2k may be coming back and we are terrified for our styles, our waists, and just low rise jeans honestly. Kelsey, of course, has some random questions for Melissa and we expect nothing less from the answers Melissa gives. Memes are our lives and we speak on our absolute favorite ones and how they come out in our everyday lives. We are doing a GIVEAWAY! Stay tuned to our instagram @stablebutnotpod for all the details! 🥂

ONE YEAR OF SBN - ep35

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STABLE BUT NOT! 🎉🥂 It is our one year anniversary and we are over the MOON excited to have been doing this for a year - even though it still blows our minds that it has even been that long! We talk out a hilarious misunderstood scenario, what we've learned over the past year, our favorite moments from the pod, and of course some of the funniest faves! 🤪 Not to mention, we drop some big news.... WE HAVE MERCH!!!! We are so excited to share with you thotties that we have our own personal march highlighting who we are as individuals as well as the podcast as a whole - some family friendly and some for the thots ✨ Kelsey brings some iconic icks and a truly gag worthy ick of the week, then Melissa reminds us how Joey will always go to Joe until the end of time 😂 see you in the next year of SBN thotties! 😉

I’m great, thanks - ep34

This episode we open on a serious note from the bottom of our hearts. We take a moment to recognize the lives lost in the Nashville shooting, and we hope we unify in this heavy time 💙❤️ The regularly scheduled chaos does continue though with the planning we've put into our social lives this year 🤪 Kelseys' hot take on a truly icky behavior by men, and PLEASE share your thoughts on this topic! Melissa hits us with some thoughts and questions from the LENGTHY list she's accumulated over time. Then we wrap up with a true classic Joey to Joe and a questionable ick of the week from Kelsey.... brought on by Mr. Green Flag 😏 Same time same place next week thotties 🥂