stable but not pod

the mamas & the meatballs - ep33

IT'S GATTY DADDY! 🎉 We have two very special guests that we talk about all the time.... KYIA & MAYIA! We were in the mountains with our girls so of course we had to bring them on and attempt to recap the trip so far 🤪 Then once we pull ourselves together a bit we talk about advice we'd give our younger selves now, what we think we needed a little more of as kids, and of course some icky things that people have said to us. Cap that off we the picks of the MEN that tagged along for this trip 😂 finally Kelsey and Melissa give you the more stable recap until our brains and tongues just quit on us... See you thotties next week! 🥂

tums, hangovers, and appys - ep32

Thotties, we are diving straight into the chaos with dead bugs so there’s that 🙃 Has anyone ever heard of a specialist for a dog because Melissa sure hasn’t and once again, vets are scaaaamers…It’s Gatlinburg week—KIDDING! We had some technical difficulties so just laugh/cry/make fun of us with us and let’s all play the pretend game k??? 🤦🏼‍♀️ Hangover meals are ✨essential✨ and we want all the foods. We hit on some HOT pop culture topics and we are always team selenerrrrr while being #teamkelseaballerini. Kelsey’s got some bizzareo dreams and  Melissa has a confession..Joey is always Joe and Kelsey 100% comes through with an ick! 🥂

I like to hear myself talk - ep31

Thotties, I’m so sorry to say Melissa lied this week…. While being from Connecticut is her personality at this point, her new tattoo will have to wait for another day 🤷🏼‍♀️ Are we shocked that Melissa has more obscure Amazon purchases? Kimmy wasn’t going to let Kelsey off the hook for family… until she remembers Kelsey does in fact have her own family as well 🤪 Melissa brings us her very opinionated thoughts & we talk about some of our favorite topics… alcohol, skincare, and makeup 🙌🏻 we wrap it on up with TWO ways Joey went to Joe this week and Kelsey’s lowkey icky ick of the week! We’ll be recharged and rowdy for y’all next week 🥂

I know I’m annoying - ep30

Melissa’s obsessed with Joe??? Melissa is also obsessed with her family, as if we couldn't already tell 🤪, which tracks for her lately. Serious question though, whose dad ACTUALLY remembers their friends names?! Because Cash Money Mike sure doesn’t! Diving deep into the topics no one wants to talk about mostly and let’s just say the girlies love their boundaries 👏🏻EVERYONE ANNOYS EVERYONE JUST GROW UP AND ADMIT IT! Joey is an extra queen this week and Kelsey has an ick from the past..Can’t wait to be in your ears next week 😉

teething like a toddler - ep29

Melissa wasn’t prepared, Kelsey is breaking out into rashes, and quite literally we are not stable this week 🙃 We hear Melissa’s famous drunk voice memos and why does Melissa sound different....? Nickleback is for everyone and everyone needs to accept it, okay?! 😡 Outdoor concerts in the summer here in Georgia are a NO from Kelsey. We predict what we think Queen RiRi’s playlist will be for the Super Bowl and somehow end up talking football??? 🏈 Love day is coming up and Kelsey is NOT a fan. Search history or texts leaked? Both Kelsey and Melissa would rather die before having their texts leaked and we proceed to pick random searches to share with you all 😂 We hear some great green flags and an always needed, ick of the week. See you next week, ya thots 🥂

you’re like sprite from McDonalds - ep28

What is up guys! Kelsey is back and oh boy, she is bringing the unstable to the pod this week and Melissa is full blown encouraging her menty b 🫠 but don’t let that fool you, Melissa still makes questionable purchases that make Kelsey seem a little more sane 😂 we’re bringing you a quick PSYCHO recap, a dose of pop culture, more random thoughts, rant about Joe which means bringing Joey to Joe to you MID episode this week 💀 and then some very cringy but on brand voice notes 🫣 wrapping it up with Ick of the week & we can’t wait to be back with you thotties next week! 🥂

be you, be true - ep27

Surprise surprise, Kelsey is sick AGAIN! 🤮 While we’re sending her our thots and prayers, Joey D has come, yet again to grace us with his lovingly monotone voice and one word zingers 😉 Joey and Miss started rewatching Jersey Shore and well, all we have to say is CABS ARE HERE! We discover Melissa’s love for rhinestones and bedazzled anything while discovering that Joey thinks Melissa is just like Snooki 🍾 We do a beer draft in honor of Joey’s fav (even though he’s on a sober journey right now) and Melissa *may* becoming a beer girl and Joey becomes everyone’s favorite when he speaks on a man telling a woman what she can/cannot wear. We’ll *hopefully* 🤞🏼 see you next week with Kelsey! Bye, thotties! 

I dated a psychopath - ep26

What is up, thotties! 🥂This episode…well it’s…an AUDACIOUS one to say the least. Buckle up because Kelsey takes us on a ROLLER COASTER of a story this week 🫣 It’s definitely a wild ride so be sure to pull out your pen and paper to keep up because your head is surely going to spin throughout this ENTIRE episode! You are sure to be just as angry, baffled, and probably irate by the end 👀 Joe even gets a pass this week, and that is saying A LOT. We’ll be back next week with our regularly scheduled unstable content 😝💙 

self-aware & self-absorbed - ep25

NEW YEAR SAME CHAOS! It may be 2023, but Kelsey and Melissa are bringing you the same energy. This week we talk about eye popping purchases, but it wasn't with our money so 💅 We break down our top condiment choices, discuss reality tv shows and if we could survive them. Next week go into city girl vs the STICKS... or maybe we just like being in our homes and away from other people 🤷🏼‍♀️ Kelsey is bringing us some thoughts that really send us both on a tangent. FINALLY *cough cough Kelsey* we have thotties with thots and some books recs. As always we wrap it up with ick of the week and Joey to Joe, and all I can say is these men.... they brought the audacity into 2023 with them 🤦🏼‍♀️ Same place, same time next week! 

I’ve been stupid stable - ep24

LAST EPISODE OF THE YEAR! Fear not though, we recap our chaotic 2022 and even give it a rating out of 10.... that definitely leaves 2023 with a lot of space to be better 🤣 we talk holiday season, traditions, and how unprepared we were and still are to actual be adults 🙃 but we do take a moment to brag on ourselves because well... why wouldn't we!? 💅 Kelsey's ick of the week is the last ick we can take this year and Joey definitely went to Joe and all we can say is get it together Joe! We will see y'all next year with a lot more stories, fails, thotties with thots, and of course laughs 💙